Christmas present this year! It's incredible beautiful. Sapphhire and diamonds! It makes me behave like such a girl. Sigh.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

One of the most disturbing paradoxes I've encountered....located at Panda Express. Go there. Ask questions. Find out why this panda is a hypocritical bitch. Tell them I sent you.

This message has been sent using the picture and Video service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, Quicktime@ 6.5 or higher is required.

Scratch that. THIS is what I'll miss most. Blogosphere, meet Shenanigans the Stapler Dragon! The first stapler I brought to life. Unfortunately he isn't leaving with me. He'll be missed.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

This is also above the toilet and might be what I miss most. It scared the shit out of me on my first day.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

We've never had much luck with toilets surviving at Joe's...

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

Horrible, horrible album. Lita Ford used to be so good. Sigh.

This message has been sent using the picture and Video service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, Quicktime@ 6.5 or higher is required.

Strange stuff at Joe's I'll miss.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

At Joe's for another two hours. Ugh.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

Indian restaurant in Rockville. Party time!

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

Cookie tower!

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

Old pic from the GWAR concert two weeks ago that I just found in my phone. Kick ass, btw.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

Old pic from the GWAR concert two weeks ago that I just found in my phone. Kick ass, btw.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

Christmas socks. Christmas socks. Yay!

Christmas innuendo!

If only you knew how clever I wrap presents. =)

It's really Christmas now. Jingly antlers and leopard print santa hats.... That's us. <3

We're just a little behind on the whole "Christmas Tree" thing....

Happy Snow Day Adventures!

Snow!

Worthy- and tasty product placement. =) Being snowed in was never so much fun!

Exhibiting pure mastery in pimping pizza bagels.

Checking the news about our blizzard!

New sales pitch for midgets at Safeway.

Waiting at the grocery store for a prescription. Not fun!

Yesterday's Activities

Passing time at work yesterday. Decorating staplers is one of my hobbies.